Happy let’s decapitate a guy and saint him day!

Today is such a stupid stupid day. What does decapitating some guy have anything to do with showing your love and appreciation for people?! WTF? So dumb.

But I do like the idea of spreading love to people, so I made a whole whole whole bunch of cards for people during Icepocalypse 2014 here in GA. I was housesitting for my best friend, and was completely bored out of my mind all cooped up alone. I cooked curry chicken without a recipe (I always use recipes…so it was kinda a big deal), I made pancakes, cookies from scratch, and lots of cards. And I did almost all the laundry in the house. I was quite productive in my boredness. Now I just have to make sure to be all productive for Alan, especially since I haven’t seen him all week.

We don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day. Our first one together I knew he hadn’t ever had a good one, so I went all out and did all the mushy romantic crap (flowers, candy, rose petals on the bed, notes everywhere, etc). But for the most part we focus on spending quality time together every chance we get, so there’s no real need to do a once a year thing. We give one another little presents all the time; usually saying “happy day ending in -y.” Alan and I try not to put too much stock in material possessions; handmade things are way more important to us. I spent two years making a scarf for him (not two years straight mind you, but off and on it took foreverrrrrr) and I finally finished it for this past Christmas. He loves it! I had so much fun making all these cards for him for today- picking out which papers to use, what embellishments to add, coloring them and writing different sentiments. All the things that it took to make these cards, each part was done with love and thoughtfulness. And the truly lovely thing is that I know Alan will honestly appreciate it.

He just texted me and said that he made me a dorky card, I can’t wait!!!! He bought me new boots for Valentine’s Day/my birthday (it’s in a few weeks). I love them!!! New Angels are wayyyy better than chocolates and flowers. They protect me from Satan (true story.. says so on the bottom of the soles).

Take two seconds and text the people you love. Even if you don’t want to write them a letter or send them a card, take a moment to jot down “I love you” on a sticky note and tack it to their mirror or car window. Call up your best friend and tell them how much they mean to you. Email your mom wishing her a happy day. Do something small for another because it will actually mean a great deal to them.

I love y’all. Have an amazing day!

And remember, steak and a blowjob day (aka Guys’ Valentine’s Day) is March 14th (Pie DAy!!!!)

Atlanta Poly Weekend (APW) June 6-8

I have once again signed up to be a presenter at Atlanta Poly Weekend. This year the theme is “Bringing Sexy Back,” and I am over the moon excited!!! I have so many ideas for classes that I would love to host. Please let me know if you would like to come. The tickets are an amazing rate, the rooms are awesome and not expensive, and you will have a fucking blast! I promise you!!! It’s at the Holiday Inn Perimeter Dunwoody; and until March 31st tickets are $50. If you are helping me out with a panel, I can get you tickets for $25…but I need to know ASAP if you want to help me with any of the following panels I may be doing.

So… without further ado…the classes I will be presenting! Squee!

THE ART OF MAKING OUT: this will begin with a discussion of what can be considered “making out.” Then the fun begins; learn hands on (participation is encouraged, not required) how to get your partner(s) in the mood. It’s not just about the scrompings people, it’s about the journey towards the big O! Touch, words, breath, etc. will be covered. This is sure to get you in the mood for a fantastic convention!

SEXY TIMES WITH DISABILITIES: When you have a disability having the energy to have sex with one partner is difficult enough. How do you manage multiple partners?! This open dialogue will delve into the world of how to make sure you and all of your partners feel the love.

I’M A CHUBBY BUNNY AND I LOVE SEX!: Let’s talk about our bodies! Let’s explore what we like and don’t like about our bodies, and how to embrace whatever form we have and relish in it with ourselves and with our partner(s). This can either be an open discussion or a more hands on approach depending on the audience.

HOW TO STRIPTEASE: Ever want to blow your partner away with a sexy lap dance but been too afraid/unsure of how to go about it? Learn how! I’m not an “expert,” which I think will make the class even more hysterical and real! How to pick music, work with the clothes and props you have, and how to be carefree about turning on your partner(s).

SEXTING: this was a request from a friend. Are you a newb to the world of sexting? Get tips from a pro! ME!!! How to get turned on and turn on through the digital world.

BRINGING KINK INTO THE BEDROOM (BDSM 101): Want to spice up your love life? Explore the fantastic world of kink! How to add sprinkles to your vanilla routine, or taste the full on rainbow baby! Demonstrations, implements to check out, and discussion. Huzzah! Everything from holding down your partner(s) hands to wax play and everything in between.

I might also make another stand up comedy appearance at the talent show, which will include a lot of dirty words and naughty topics! Come and see me make a fool out of myself! Be entertained by my blushing!

I really am truly excited to share in this amazing event once again. I met some fantastically awesome people last year that have resulted in really great friendships. All people are accepted, and comfort and safe space is of upmost importance to me and to the committee. If you have any questions about it please feel free to either ask me, or visit APW’s website: http://www.atlantapolyweekend.com